About

I am…

Me... mostly.

(in no particular order)

• …American.
• …a casual gamer.
• …an aspiring author.
• …an educator of the gifted.
• …easy to get along with, generally.
• …writing this blog to hone my writing skills.

10 Reasons to NOT read this blog

1. I will lie to you.

Is this a problem? Is this really a problem? I mean, you read all these other blogs and that’s probably where you get a lot of your news and information, and how often do you fact-check it? Be honest. After you get done reading those blogs, you probably join your buddies for a drink, right? And they tell you lots of hilarious and fascinating stories, lying to your face, and you sit there and pretend you believe it… and you can’t sit in front of your computer and take the same crap from me?

Eventually, I might start a separate blog for more honest (but possibly less interesting) information about myself.  We’ll see.

2. I won’t keep a posting schedule.

More importantly, I’ll make up lame excuses for not posting regularly.  Things like “I’m moving” or “I’m getting married” or “I got shot on a hunting trip.”  Some of these will be lies (see #1). Others… will also be lies. Occasionally there might be a shred of truth.

3. I like Windows Vista.

I do. Really.

4. I don’t like thoughtless people.

I also call them “idiots.” An example would be someone who posts a comment criticizing me for writing something demonstrating one or more of the above “virtues.” If I decide to publicize such a comment, it will be for the sole purpose of mercilessly belittling the poster for:

• not reading this list or not taking it seriously.
• expecting me to take whiny comments seriously.
• wasting time posting a negative comment when going to another website is much, much quicker.

…More than likely, I’ll just ignore these comments. I really am easy to get along with.

 5. I have already lied to you.

I’ve only given you five, yep, five reasons not to read this blog.  *shrug* You can probably find another five on your own.